I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004.
Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
- I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me> with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot
she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
- I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.
- Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions$.
- Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those "Wishes" are already married(to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sh** on your head today at 6:30 p.m.....
--- naveen mudunuru naveenmudunuru@gmail.com wrote:
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004.
Dear Naveen,
How relevant is your email to this Mailing-list ?
--arky
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Dear Naveen,
How relevant is your email to this Mailing-list ?
--arky
dear rakesh, i do agree without any doubt its not at all relevent to this group. i'm sorry but this mail is to condemn the unecessary nuisance forwards we all get. and i'm feeling sorry becuase i did forward this mail in the way, i did not want others to do. its all by mistake. regards naveen