I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004.
Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
- I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me> with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot
she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
- I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.
- Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions$.
- Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those "Wishes" are already married(to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sh** on your head today at 6:30 p.m.....