That was utterly sick...
Uhh uh... you are at it again.
Hah...
Never heard any wannabe or not hacker/geek call it Unixen...
You have text-to-speech on your system? Windows XP has it!
Had it for ages, long time before before winDOZE went into puberty i.e. winDOZE 95
Are you sure about what you are saying?
Ya. Unix - there's more than one way to do it. Windows - there's only one way to do it. Mac - there's no way to do it. <evil grin>
Actually it is, Unix - There's more than one way to do it... <exhasperated> Windows - There are lots of ways to un-do it... <crooked smile> Mac - Don't worry, it does it the same way all the time... <smug>
~Mayuresh