I'm a member of another LUG. On the LUG mailing list, someone made the mistake of referring to "Linux 7.1". Here is Eric Ortega's reply:

On Nov 28, 2002 at 13:18, Eric Ortega wrote:

You actually, unless you have a time machine, do not have a copy of Linux 7.1. You have a copy of Redhat 7.1, which is a completely different ball of wax than just the Linux kernel. Note that Debian is around version 2 or something, Mandrake is at 9 or thereabouts, and the kernel hackers are banging around on Linux 2.5.

Confusing the kernel with the rest of the distribution is an easy mistake to make in the beginning but it's like dragging your fingernails down a chalkboard to people who know a little bit more. It's in your best interest to clarify the difference in your own mind if you hope to present yourself as anything more than a wholly helpless (and therefore not worth the effort) newbie. Once you square that small thing away will you have already opened up many more avenues for help. :)

He also requests that the last sentence be changed to:

Once you square that small thing away you will have already opened up many more avenues for help. :)

But I can't do that. :-P